HOLY SHIT I HAVE BOOBIES!!!re3252^T!)(^!(#

.. they're kind of nice. ::poke.:: Heh.. I always thought women had it best.

uh.. shower time. <3

I met Near and Mello tonight, both of which I mistook for women -- good thing I didn't start hitting on 'em by accident. Heh, that'd be awkward. <3 Anywho, Mello's an ass and Near.. kind of just makes him worse. I hope I don't have to cross paths with him again, but at the same time, I won't ignore him if I do; I'm just not that kind of person.

This place is super boring.. no one wants to play cards, there's no one to hit on, and I don't know anyone. It's getting sort of lonely.. man, I'd even tolerate Kuja if it meant something to alieviate the boredom. I'd say he and Mello are pretty equal in their "I'm an ass" attitudes. Heh. Anyway, night.

Wow. Snow.. brings back memories of my face falling into it.

So, I picked a room or something and have this funky, completely unattractive FACELESS thing ( did I mention it has NO FACE?! ) that does my bidding, which is kind of cool, in a way. I feel sort of sorry for it.. like, maybe it has a mind and thoughts of its own behind that blank void of a face. If I had a deck of cards, I wonder if I'd be able to teach it how to play Tetra Master.. now that would be something.

This room reminds me nothing of Tantalus. In fact, I think I'd feel more comfortable sleeping in the cargo hold or something, since that's what the whole ship looked like under the deck. I guess you could say we were pretty pack-rattish and lazy. Oh well. Better get used to it. At least the bed's springy enough to jump on!

- Z

So, uh. I have no idea where I am, although I must say it's the most interesting boat in space idea that I've seen.. kind of reminds me of a massive marketplace floating in space. Something tells me I should never have let Eiko convince me to eat something she cooked.. dreaming I'm on a boat in space. I mean, what the hell, aren't boats supposed to be in the WATER? Geez, this place sucks, what with all these bizarre black creatures roaming around. They kind of remind me of Vivi, like.. if Vivi stripped off his 245457489 layers of clothing and was left with just a skinny black .. uh, something. Besides. Do black mages even have anything going on under their clothes? I took bets with Blank that they didn't, but we never got around to hanging Vivi by his ankles so we could peek under his shirt. Heh. Well, I could still do that.. if I weren't stuck on some stupid flying ship.

Man, all this bitching makes me hungry. And have to piss. Hmm.. I have yet to find the bathroom, so.. I guess the never-ending black void of space wouldn't mind if I took a piss into it from over the railing. Although it might be kinda funny to see if it floats .. heh.

By the way.. I better not be the only one on this thing. Better be someone else around here, damnit. Maybe a really, super-hot chick or something. Yeah.. I could go for that.

Later. - Z

Heeeeeeeeey. Name's Tyler, and I will be playing Zidane Tribal from Final Fantasy IX. xD He's so itching to get under everyone's skin and thinks that there will be at least one female he can hit on.. but.. alas, no luck for him. So, yeah, nice to meet everyone. <3